{"id":82,"date":"2010-05-03T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T17:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pagan-gerbil.net\/?p=82"},"modified":"2010-05-03T18:43:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T17:43:00","slug":"a-dialect-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pagan-gerbil.net\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"A Dialect Meme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stolen from the guy who writes <a href=\"http:\/\/tastedthefruit.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">For I Have Tasted The Fruit<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks: <br \/>Stream, maybe brook (but only if it is babbling).\n<li>What the thing you push around the grocery store is called: <br \/>Trolley, or shopping trolley.\n<li>A metal container to carry a meal in: <br \/>I don&#8217;t know of metal containers to carry meals in &#8211; plastic ones are lunch boxes (if they have a hinged lid and Action Man on it), tub or tupperware.\n<li>The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in: <br \/>Frying pan &#8211; although we grill our bacon and I am incapable of frying eggs.\n<li>The piece of furniture that seats three people: <br \/>Sofa.\n<li>The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof: <br \/>Gutter.\n<li>The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening: <br \/>Sit outside? Usually patio if it&#8217;s a concrete thing in the back garden (but I&#8217;ve never seen one covered), porch in the front of the house (though I can&#8217;t imagine many people sitting at the front of the house of an evening!)\n<li>Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages: <br \/>Fizzy drink.\n<li>A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup: <br \/>Probably pancakes, but they are not really a breakfast food.\n<li>A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself: <br \/>Baguette.\n<li>The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach: <br \/>Shorts or (swimming) trunks. I always preferred shorts, the longer the better. And a t-shirt. My theory was that if that was all I wore anyway, that&#8217;s all I needed to tan. Why risk cancer?\n<li>Shoes worn for sports: <br \/>Trainers.\n<li>Putting a room in order: <br \/>Tidying, cleaning if you dust as well.\n<li>A flying insect that glows in the dark: <br \/>Probably firefly. That&#8217;s the only one I can think of, I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s a local word for it.\n<li>The little insect that curls up into a ball: <br \/>I&#8217;d call it a woodlouse, but apparently a Bristolian term is &#8216;grampfer grey&#8217;.\n<li>The children&#8217;s playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down: <br \/>Seesaw.\n<li>How do you eat your pizza: <br \/>Fingers. Pizza is a meal of last recourse, when no-one can be bothered to do something more difficult. No need to try and save dignity there. I will use a knife and fork in a restaurant, depending on both the quality of the restaurant, the company I am with, or (ultimately) the thickness of the base. Some of them are almost transparent at Pizza Express!\n<li>What&#8217;s it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff: <br \/>A crime? I&#8217;ve never seen people just set up at the front of their house and sell things. Most people would take it to a boot sale or church fair or something.\n<li>What&#8217;s the evening meal?: <br \/>Dinner. My wife would call it tea (but to me, that&#8217;s a drink).\n<li>The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are: <br \/>HELL. People don&#8217;t have furnaces in this country, and it&#8217;s very rare to have a basement either. I think of them as basements or cellars, depending on how pleasant they are to be in. Having not seen more than one ever, I couldn&#8217;t tell you which is worse.\n<li>What do you call the thing from which you can drink water in public places: <br \/>Fountain or drinking fountain. And the general rule is that you don&#8217;t drink from them. <\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stolen from the guy who writes For I Have Tasted The Fruit&#8230; A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks: Stream, maybe brook (but only if it is babbling). 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