This was one of those cheap offers I saw in Sainsbury\u2019s and thought \u201cI like the X-Men, let\u2019s give it a bash.\u201d About a year later, we finally got around to watching it, hooray! Except, boo. I was put in a bad mood almost instantly, since we first sat through \u201cJim and Bob compare pirate DVDs to real ones\u201d, then the official copyright warnings wall of text (don\u2019t you dare download this on an oil rig or you\u2019ll go to jail!) and finally the longest Blu-ray advert I\u2019ve seen. So after being told I ought to pay for films, then told what will happen if I don\u2019t pay for films, I\u2019m treated to a long description of what a sucker I was for not paying enough for a film. Adverts for a HD disc format on a non-HD disc\u2026 like TV adverts on radio. I thought back to the first item – the difference between Jim and Bob is that Bob is apologising to his mates while Jim is already enjoying the film and oh! the pizza guy just turned up, since he can afford to treat his mates to dinner since he didn\u2019t pay for the film.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m not condoning piracy, it\u2019s just that the adverts really don\u2019t seem to understand the real world and the only people they annoy are the ones who already paid for the film.<\/p>\n
So, the film. I wasn\u2019t a fan. I love the X-Men, I even thought the third film was pretty good, but this one was really weak. The dialogue was flat, the acting was flat, and so many things felt forced. It felt like they made a list of key things to explain and mysteries to remove and then wrote dialogue between them.<\/p>\n
I know that as an \u2018Origins\u2019 film it was supposed to explain Wolverine\u2019s backstory, and maybe that\u2019s the problem. There was always a dark mysterious past before, and now there isn\u2019t. The Weapon X program was well known, of course, but nothing before that other than a few tantalising hints that he may be a lot older than we realise. It was disappointing to see so many mysteries removed in such a lacklustre film.<\/p>\n
From this point on we get spoilers, so move along if you want to experience the film for yourself.<\/p>\n
I thought there was a lot of repetition in the film. I can think of several shots with Wolverine\u2019s head framed against the sky while he delivers a gritty, \u2018badass\u2019 line – probably about removing someone\u2019s head. And he\u2019s not the only one who mentions removing a head. Removing heads is brought up four or five times, usually as a throwaway \u2018end of scene\u2019 comment and not as part of a discussion about decapitation. Thus it was no surprise when Deadpool was decapitated at the end. Any of them could have been decapitated really, and I wouldn\u2019t have been surprised to see the head and body resurrected before the end of the credits (obviously sooner if it was Wolverine and later for a villain).<\/p>\n
Gambit was just\u2026 wrong. Wolverine and Sabretooth leave his club to fight in the street. Why does he leave when inside, he\u2019s protected? Why does he attack Wolverine? Why does he change his mind and help (it\u2019s not the prickly, self-serving character I remember)? I\u2019m not a huge comics buff, but I know that he and Wolverine have a rivalry. This film makes that more confusing, because although Wolverine lost his memories Gambit could help fill in a few gaps, at least about that last mission.<\/p>\n
Casting wise as well, Gambit was just plain wrong again. Too young, for a start. I know I\u2019ve been heavily influenced by the cartoon, but his accent was wrong too. <\/p>\n
On the other hand, the action was alright and the story – if you ignore the actual dialogue – was good. I could probably watch this film again, but I\u2019ll be waiting for an X-Men themed movie night for that to happen. It would probably match up well with the film which teases Wolverine\u2019s history (was it the second one?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This was one of those cheap offers I saw in Sainsbury\u2019s and thought \u201cI like the X-Men, let\u2019s give it a bash.\u201d About a year later, we finally got around to watching it, hooray! Except, boo. I was put in a bad mood almost instantly, since we first sat through \u201cJim and Bob compare pirate … <\/p>\n